STEVEN WRIGHT
When the Leaves Blow Away
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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories. - Steven Wright


My girlfriend likes to talk when she’s having sex…the other day, she called me from a motel. - Steven Wright


I intend to live forever. So far, so good.- Steven Wright


Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. - Steven Wright


It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright


When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m six I’ll be ninety. - Steven Wright


If it’s a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny. - Steven Wright


No matter where you go, there you are. - Steven Wright


Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I have forgotten this before.

- Steven Wright


Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

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